Christian Louboutin 'Daf Booty' 160mm yeti boots

I never thought a day would come that I will say that Christian Louboutin makes ugly shoes, until now.

I am really disappointed at how this 'Daf Booty' was designed. It looks like Oscar the Grouch of Sesame Street. And this sells for $1,295 at Christian Louboutin's US website.

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Alexander McQueen Fall 2012 Collection

Sacrificing comfort over style, that is Alexander McQueen's mantra for his Fall 2013 collection. If the armadillo shoes weren't enough... here are the brand's heel-less craziness.

Brian Atwood Fall Collection 2011

'Banshee' studded hell peep toe pump.

Brian Atwood's collection for fall is all about furs, feathers, animal prints, fringes, pin heels and studs which makes it a bit on the crazy and edgy side.

Christian Louboutin 'Lady Fur' 150mm slingback pumps

Christian Louboutin 'Lady Fur' 150mm slingback pumps, $1,395.

If the shape of these slingbacks is familiar, you are right. She is 'Lady Peep Sling' but for Christian Louboutin's Fall/Winter collection, she's giving you a surprise--fur at the back for the ultimate luxurious feel when you walk. You need not wait for another month to have it, all you have to do is click on the link.

Christian Louboutin Fall 2011 Collection

Fifi leopard sequin pump.

Alex lion paw pump.

 Supervic pumps with crystal trim.

 Lady Fur slingback with fur trim.

 Tootsie Bootie laser cut boot with fur trim and studs.

Halte pump with ankle strap.

Pigalle pump with black spikes.

 Tortitella colorblock platform pump.

 Puck platform fur boot.

 Splash Fur slingbacks with fur detail.

Metalipp pumps (leopard print and suede) with cap toe and chain detail.

Marisa studded platform boot.

Sergio Rossi bootie stealing Moe's signature do

This is Sergio Rossi's 'Mohair' bootie that tries hard to steal Moe's signature do:

Moe isn't happy about it.  DSW should've charged more than $199.95 for copying his hair that made him famous.

Givenchy do-not-mess-with-me sandals

I will back off, sorry.

Luxury labels need to fail sometimes to prove that their designers are also mortals like the rest of us.  Here, Givenchy proves that by making these sandals that looks as if it will strangle your neck the moment you touch it.

Proenza Schouler lace-up fur sandals

Presenting ladies and gentlemen, a hairy-furry sandals by Proenza Schouler.  If I wear this, I would probably look like I haven't shaved my legs for years.  And that means I would not be able to go out and live a normal life.  Eek!  This is available at Kirna Zebete for $1,075.

Lanvin python and Mongolian fur pumps

There are a lot of things going on inside my head because of these pumps by Lanvin.  Don't force me into spilling what I am thinking.  What is with the fur?  It looks like a hag, the worst case of bad hair day, et cetera.  There, I spilled some of my thoughts.  Before this could go any further, you can view the specs of these pumps at Net-A-Porter.  These are, by the way, worth $1,990.  It is the fur.  Blame it on the fur.

Alexander Wang black polina fur platform boots

The moment I laid my eyes on this hairy Alexander Wang boots, I said to myself that this has got to land a post in my blog.  Not that I like it to wear, I just find it unique like Camilla Skovgaard's mop-like clog.  The longer I stare on this hairy thing, the more I imagine that in just a few minutes it will have its own life and will strangle me on my neck and make me believe that she is a beautiful shoe and it is alright to wear her in public.  

You can wear this like a normal boot.. no frills, just an illusion of transforming your feet like Carlsberg's horses from afar.

This abominable shoe is available at Oak for $924.