Jeffrey Campbell 'Get Out' platform pump or wedge?

Jeffrey Campbell 'Get Out' platform pump, $184.95 at Singer 22.

Will you go out wearing this Jeffrey Campbell platform pump with major identity crisis? Is it a pump or a wedge? I don't know either. Maybe we should invent a new term here--pedge!

Miu Miu lace-up ankle boot

Miu Miu lace-up ankle boot, $950 at Barneys.

I usually admire Miu Miu's shoe designs but I will have to pass on the above because it could not decide which type of shoe it will be--boot or pump.

Elizabeth and James leather and canvas lace-up sandals with identity crisis

Elizabeth and James leather and canvas sandals, $375 at Net-A-Porter.

Pumps?

Boots?

This Elizabeth and James leather and canvas lace-up sandal has a major identity crisis. But, I have to admit that in all of shoes with identity crisis that I have seen, this is the most wearable and I like it. I can actually visualize myself wearing this with my favorite shorts and button down shirt and a large tote to match.