Crooked and wicked

Heavy Machine 'Giraffe Barbie' sandals, $242.99 at Need Supply Co.

Tried anything crooked lately?

Well, I haven't. I am actually afraid of anything crooked, including this Heavy Machine sandals. However, if you like to wear something different from time to time, you can include this in your list of risky footwear. It has a plastic lacquered angular heel and platform front like Kirkwood's.